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bad math jokes

…from one of my logwatch fortunes. Just had to share:

Q:     An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?
A:     Yes, up to isomorphism!

Q:     What is a compact city?
A:     It’s a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted policemen!
– Peter Lax

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Posted by tarheelcoxn on Thursday, December 11, 2008, at 15:59 America/New_York. Filed under work/web. Follow any responses to this post with its comments RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

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  1. Benjamin Reed | 11 December 2008 at 20:53 America/New_York | Permalink

    Did you hear about that constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil.

  2. tarheelcoxn | 11 December 2008 at 23:22 America/New_York | Permalink

    that’s HORRIBLE. I’m slightly ashamed I approved that comment.



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